Does this happen to you?

You ever walk on a beach for ten minutes and you get the whole effin beach in your shoe?! I mean, how can all this stuff fit in there? You get tons of sand, crabs, washed up seaweed, stingray skeletons, dog undesirables...how on earth does this happen?! I had the entire coastline of California, I'm serious, in my shoe. It happened to me today. I HATE when that happens.