Why is life in England so terrible?

Why do we never get any sun or any descent weather? Why is everybody just an arrogant undesirable c*nt? It is may and all we have had is just cloud and strong wind blowing you about every time you attempt to step out of the door, why does England have to be so windy? I know it's because of the Atlantic air meeting with European air, but why does this have to happen? Why cant we just have one day were it doesn't look so depressing and dull? And I wont care about anyone saying sh*t because you know it's true at the end of the day.